Pete/Patrick

A Fool Could See (I Touch Myself)

June 18, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: Adult, Genre: Slash, Warning: AU, Warning: RPF

It actually made things easier, in a way, seeing Pete as a means to an end – a beautiful orgasm or two – because otherwise she might have been tempted to really fall in love with him.

Bandom: 'music is my boyfriend' ficlets

May 2, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Brendon/Ryan, Frank/Gerard, Frank/Mikey, Gerard/Pete, Pete/Patrick, Ryan/Spencer | Tagged: Audience: Teen, Genre: Slash, Special: Drabble, Warning: AU, Warning: RPF

Music is my boyfriend… bandom style.

dancing about architecture

December 1, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick, Pete/Patrick/Ashlee | Tagged: Audience: Adult, Genre: Het, Genre: Poly, Genre: Slash, Warning: RPF

Love and relationships like a complicated dance.

Fanmix: i really love you (you're my best friend)

December 9, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Genre: Slash, Special: Fanmix, Warning: RPF

This is pretty much a happy "beffies in love" mix.

Fanmix: I Wanna See Us Together

April 16, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Genre: Slash, Special: Fanmix, Warning: RPF

I guess it was inevitable that I made myself a playlist for my latest OTP.

Fanmix: Patrick! (a playlist by Pete)

June 14, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Genre: Slash, Special: Fanmix, Warning: RPF

This is an attempt to create the 'Patrick' playlist Pete has on his computer in 's lovely mall!AU Big Bang fic (which everyone should totally read!).

Friendly Interference

April 21, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Brendon/Jon/Andy, Pete/Patrick, Ryan/Spencer | Tagged: Audience: Adult, Genre: Het, Genre: Poly, Genre: Slash, Warning: AU, Warning: RPF

This entry is part [part not set] of 2 in the series The Only Boy in the Band

A lesbian threesome turns into storytime. Or: How Brenda and Joan play matchmaker and Andie does not mind being single.

Halloween not!fic

November 2, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: Teen, Genre: Slash, Warning: RPF

Just an idea, not a proper fic, in which Patrick Stump is a lifesize doll/humaniform robot that goes all creepy on its owner.

In Your Eyes

June 13, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: Teen, Genre: Slash, Warning: RPF

Pete dresses Patrick. Patrick lets him.

Mirror, Mirror (Just a Little Bit Cracked)

March 19, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Jon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: Teen, Genre: Slash, Warning: RPF

Spencer has a process for getting-over-people.

My Life, by Bronx Mowgli Simpson Wentz, Aged Five-and-Three-Quarters

November 21, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: All, Genre: Slash, Warning: RPF

Bronx Mowgli Simpson Wentz has the coolest uncles ever.

Pancakes and Handjobs

December 9, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: Adult, Genre: Slash, Warning: RPF

"Say Patrick has a hard night in the studio and comes in as the sun's rising to Pete ready with pancakes and handjobs (omg someone please write that!)." I obeyed.

Patrick's Proper Prom (could be a love song)

April 22, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: Teen, Genre: Slash, Warning: RPF

"Aww, Pattycakes, don't be like this. This is going to be your beautiful prom experience, and I'll make sure it's perfect!"

Push Your Buttons (Because They're So Shiny)

April 3, 2009 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: Teen, Genre: Slash, Warning: RPF

Patrick stared at him for a moment from under the brim of his hat and then said, his voice low but fiercely serious, almost pleading: "Please, Pete, just… don't bring up the gay thing? Once in your life?"

The Only Boy in the Band

March 24, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: Adult, Genre: Het, Genre: Slash, Warning: AU, Warning: RPF

This entry is part [part not set] of 2 in the series The Only Boy in the Band

Pete sometimes wanted to form an "only-boy-in-the-band" club. He could ask Ryan to join.

The Wentz/Stump Ticket

November 4, 2008 |
Genre: Bandom, Pete/Patrick | Tagged: Audience: All, Genre: Slash, Warning: AU, Warning: RPF

It had all been Pete's idea, of course. Egged on by years of exposure to Andy's speeches (sometimes Pete accused Andy of spreading The Message subliminally in morse code via his drums), Pete had ended up getting a PhD in PoliSci and then decided that the only way to change things was to get involved.

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